Definitions by jefeslifelesson

Fart gamble 

When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.

I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.

Fart gamble by jefeslifelesson August 6, 2017

Master Catfisher 

One who can can convince girls from tinder he is real even when she asks for other social media profiles for verification. If one can fool a girl through Snapchat he is an absolute master catfisher. The goal of every master catfisher is to get nudes and build a robust spank bank.

She asked for my snap...thank God I'm a master catfisher. I'ma see them tits

Master Catfisher by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

Fap Stash by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

Chubdate 

Short for chubbed update. An update that really excites someone to the point of sexual arousal. When someone keeps asking for updates and eventually you give them the one that chubs them up.

He asked for an update and I happened to have a chubdate for him

Chubdate by jefeslifelesson August 1, 2017