clowns mouth

Slang word for a golf hole on a putting green.

Nice putt, you put that right into the clowns mouth!

by J Halstead July 15, 2006

Clowns Mouth

Girl, on period, puts golf ball in guys but, the guy then sticks his penis in her vagina and pulls it out. Craps the golf ball out in her mouth and gets a blow job.

Cindy and I decided to skip mini golf and demonstrate our own version of the Clowns Mouth.

by Glenn Chervin January 14, 2008

clown mouth

giving oral to a girl on her period

She forgot to mention she was on her period....now i have clown mouth

by oldriverschool August 3, 2007

Drunk clown's mouth

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Brown Clown Mouth

The resulting color surrounding your mouth after giving analingus to a dirty ass.

This girl was licking my ass and then wanted to kiss, I told her no because she had Brown Clown Mouth.

by -Veno- July 13, 2010

Clown Mouth

When a woman's butthole is used as a target or receptacle for urine. Similar to the games at a carnival where the objective is to shoot water from a gun into a clown's mouth from afar.

Hey girl, let me pee in your Clown Mouth.

by ebonythunder November 15, 2010

Ultimate Clown Mouth

The Act of going down on a girl while she's on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. After tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bloody vagina, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked cuntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. Best performed on heavy flow days.

Lucy-"Why is Dad's face bloody?!?!?"

Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"

Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."

Dad-"Why so serious?"

by Poopsex Phenomenon May 9, 2011