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clownpill 

A metaphor for the "red pill, " that means to see the world as the joke that it really is.
Take the clownpill, and see that maybe pedophiles should be accountable for their own actions.
clownpill by The Fish78 April 13, 2019

Clowncel 

A subset of the “incel” community that is obsessed with all things clowns—-the Joker, Insane Clown Posse, Bozo, Pennywise, Puddles Pity Party, etc.
Last night I went to see the new film Joker and I didn’t get shot by any clowncels.
Clowncel by Ohthisisthebadplace October 5, 2019

Clowncident

A extremely foolish occurrence. A form of every day slap stick humor.
Mike: When we were camping Jane managed to get her hair caught in the tent zipper.

Bob: That sounds like a complete clowncident.
Clowncident by Staje July 19, 2010

clowncidence 

A coincidence involving clowns.
It was a clowncidence that Cindy the clown married Nathan the clown with out even knowing he was a clown.
clowncidence by ratsnot April 25, 2008

clownilingus 

When two people are engaged in the act of cunnilingus and the individual performing said cunnilingus puts on clown make-up, a wig, and a red nose during the performance, without telling the receiver. The clown then proceeds to perform circus tricks between her legs; including but not limited to: the endless handkerchief chain, the balloon animal, and popping the balloon animal. The clown must continue to pleasure its partner's woman-hood throughout the duration of the performance.
Alice was very surprised when Davin began to perform clownilingus on her, but then she got really into it.
clownilingus by Bitchhe'smine November 7, 2016
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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