Clown rap 

A genre of music, like gangsta rap, where people put on clown masks and rap about shooting up schools, hating homosexuals, or killing people any more popular, successful, or happier than they are. Popular amongst white-trash, redneck goths, the main audience generally hangs out around southern, lower-class suburban malls. Insane Clown Posse is sort of like the Elvis or Jimi Hendrix of this music.

Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 1- "This music kicks ass! I hate homosexuals, people who don't smell like shit and popular kids! I just want to shoot them all, just like these clowns!"
Redneck, white-trash, chicken-shit mall goth 2- That's what clown rap is all about!

Clown rap by Stinko "Moist Hole" Donnie September 4, 2009

Clown Rape 

Being raped by someone in a clown suit or a clown mask or raping someone wearing a clown suit or mask.

Did you see Little House On The Prairie the other night? It was a two part episode about clown rape!

Clown Rape by RobNYC May 29, 2008

Clown Rape 

What happened to Sylvia on "Little House..." when I was seven, which then lead to a horrifying 'where do babies come from?' discussion with my mom...

Also explains why I don't like having sex with clowns.

Me: How did the baby get in the girl's stomach?
Mom: She got clown raped.
Me: Huh?
Mom: The clown put his penis in the girl's vagina.
Me: (cries quietly in corner)

Clown Rape by Liberation675 June 2, 2008

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape 

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.

I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape by Leet-Crazysnaps-Mcgee October 8, 2011

Clown Rappers

Rappers who provided party type music like V.I.C, Soulja Boy, and Unk.they are fun to get crunk to but are not taken seriously, and should never be compared to Tupac, Biggie, Jay-z or Nas.

Yeah soulja cool to listen to in the club, but he no Biggie Smalls, he is one of those clown rappers.

Clown Rappers by Angelgirlbiggie January 12, 2009

clown rape 

The act of having intercourse, either consented or not, with a female clown and doing the following....

As you are hitting the clown ass from behind and about to climax, honk their nose and slap her in the back of the head. This is immediately followed by having them make a you a poodle balloon animal to take home. While their tears run down their sad clown face, you wipe yourself clean on their rainbow afro. Then you say taking your balloon animal, "Turn that frown upside down BITCH!"

John said he liked clowns so Amante dressed up as one. Do you know what he did? He fucking clown raped her.

clown rape by The Wizard From RD August 5, 2010

clown rapist 

A person who prefers having sex with clowns instead of people. Guys often pull their penis out of the clown's vagina and it is loaded with elephants semen because elephants are the ones who usually have sex with the clowns.

Anderson realized he was a clown rapist when he pulled his penis out and it was loaded with elephant giz.

clown rapist by Chode McChoderson April 26, 2006