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Clown Porn

Something very, very wrong...probably the german's faults...damn germans.
"The germans like clown porn"
Clown Porn by John Satchewski September 27, 2003
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clown porn

During the 1980's in the San Fransisco area, the practice of "clowning" became popular. In clowning, sexual partners would don clown make-up and other clown accessories before and during various sex acts. This generally gratifies a playfull and silly side of one's sexuality. These days, there has been a proliferation of clown pornography on the internet. One can now purchase DVDs of clowns fucking.
When i'm in the mood to see circus entertainers fornicate, i watch clown porn!
clown porn by Joey Pitchfork July 27, 2006

Clown Porn

Noun-Explicit materials involving the penetration of clowns.
Dude, I was watching some really hot clown porn.
Clown Porn by Bingo the clown. February 9, 2010

midget clown porn 

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.
Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.
midget clown porn by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013

porn clown 

A person, usually female, who has had a large amount of plastic surgery or other body modifications specifically for a job in the adult entertainment industry.
Barbara got a DD boob job, bleached her asshole, got her clit pierced and injected botulism toxin into her forehead, turning her into the prototypical porn clown. She is the epitome of the modern empowered woman.
porn clown by Clyde Greentree April 6, 2010

clown porned 

When someone's or a group of person's actions, skills, arguement, logic, idea, or perfomance becomes entirely shot down, owned, pwnd, ruin, annihilated, whomped, stomped, crushed, debilitated, obliterated, or any other way proven wrong, futile, or insignificant by another person, group of persons, or most hilariously, AI.
While played Street Fighter 3, Jesse busted out Chun Li's rapid kick super art, which Ben sat back and red parried the entire thing and proceeded to chain into a fierce uppercut chained into a Shoryu Reppa with Ken winning the tournament. Shortly thereafter, Tom came to Jesse's face to rub in it, "Man, Ben just clown porned the shit outta your Chun Li move!"
clown porned by Fonzi Winkler April 23, 2008
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