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Clown's Pocket 

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume
I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.
Clown's Pocket by Tello August 16, 2006
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Clown's pocket 

A Clown's pocket is a saggy pussy.
If you keep doing that, you will have a Clown's pocket.

Clown's Pocket 

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.

asshole is like a clown's pocket 

A really deep asshole.
example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

Clowns Pocket 

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.
The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.
Clowns Pocket by Toosh April 9, 2008

clowns pocket 

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!
She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.
clowns pocket by Paddy October 21, 2003

clowns-pocket 

A very very loose minge.
When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!
clowns-pocket by ChrisJB August 11, 2006