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Regioal slang from Christchurch, New Zealand. A Cloudman is a sleazy walking talking red flag, oblivious to his God tier incel ranking. Serious devotee of the "I'm single, you're single, let's fuck" method of "dating". Firm believer that "If she says no she's just playing games". So low even the Shit City Stem Sluts avoid them.

Fun fact: A high percentage of Cloudmen were named Brendon by the creature that spawned them.
Hey Admin, please block that Cloudman from the group for the safety of it's female members.
Cloudman by Thurston Harde June 19, 2021
Words you can keep

CloudAnarchy 

qzqc: look a new anarchy server called CloudAnarchy
The_Pure_Lemon:cool im gonna play now
CloudAnarchy by qzqc January 16, 2021

cloudmanwun 

The artist known as “cloudmanwun” is a subculture SoundCloud artist that produces and mixes his own music.
I’m listening to cloudmanwun

CloudandConcrete 

CloudandConcrete is the integration of cloud based technology and human places to shop or do anything in the real world.
Forget brickandmortar, cloudandconcrete integrates retailing with the benefits of a place to shop and unlimited product selection.
CloudandConcrete by Steve Byrne March 7, 2011
Volcano like cloud formation caused by Anticrepuscular rays at sunset.
Jesse - "The weird sun set Saturday 28.12.13. I have not seen anything like it before and yes it is cloud and not smoke. I did see another one of these in the sky...but the other one looked like a volcano as it had the same shape but the sun was setting behind it"

The Future Generations - "Whoa fuck dude, that shall forever be known as Cloudcano"
Cloudcano by M0N74R0 December 28, 2013

cloudbanger 

Cloudbanger is a man that is a nice guy till you fuck with his family or friends he is cool to be around but he is really shy when it comes to talking to girls but if he does he is a loyal boyfriend
Oh my god Brian is a cloudbanger
cloudbanger by Mr cloudbanger November 4, 2017

Cloudganger

A copy/version of your real-life personality and identity, but in the online dimension.
Someone found my cloudganger. They told me they're in love with me...
Cloudganger by lamc0 May 2, 2020
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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