A closetmale is someone who is so scared to open up with Male friends, Often scared of women and anything remotely gay with men he hates! But loves at the same time
There goes Gary! Typical closetmale always talking about girls when we all know he loves a hunky man
by Souldestroyerbill September 6, 2018
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by Porno Joe February 15, 2005
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