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closet fag 

one who is a fag but does not let others know
andy cooley is a closet fag
closet fag by mr peepers August 29, 2006

closet faggot 

an extremely manly guy, who denies that he's gay - even though everyone already believe that he is.

signs include:

penn state fan
closet faggot by penn state hater December 3, 2011

Closet Faggot 

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!
They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.
Closet Faggot by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018

It was like pinging a fag doubt up a close 

A phrase similar to " a hole like a wizards sleave " This is a scottish phrase so FAG is a cigarrete and a close is the stairways in a tenement building.
GUY 1 " So was she a good ride?? Did she have a sweaty baird??"
GUY 2 " No her beaver was massive , it was like pinging a fag doubt up a close"
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019