Closco

A person who writes unrelated comments to a post with the caps lock on and spell check off; closely related to "Trumpanzee"

"Oh, great, now we get to hear from the closcos..."

by NiqGenius July 26, 2017

Closos

A common combination between the "CL" "O" and "SOS" emojis, forming one odd, yet intriguing word in all caps. it is used mainly to cause confusion in a conversation while insulting someone without them knowing it. It is an insult similar to clod, meaning just a stupid person.

*In text message*

1: "Hey, did you do that history homework?"
2: "Of course I did, you CLOSOS."
1: "What?"
2: "Nothing..."

by Vinman7122 June 2, 2018

Cliscoix

A feeling of being excited and being nervous at the same time; mixed emotions

I'm feeling cliscoix for my speech.

by VEV00 November 13, 2018

closson

A straight man who still likes to have sex with men, but only white men who are well endowed and straight themselves.

Toby: what are you doing tonight? My woman is out of town.

Brandon: bro , I love you but I ain't pulling no Closson.

by Sidesmell June 5, 2016

cosco baby

Something you say cause you're an idiot and want to confuse your friends and make them try to figure out what it means when it really means NOTHING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

🤙🏼cosco baby

by Oldman45 August 10, 2017

Clososba

The term describing the feeling when you keep eating even though you’re full.

Pete was feeling clososba after eating a five-course meal, but went out for dessert anyways.

by clososbabe September 6, 2020

closmo

A closet homosexual
the term is a combination of both words

Look at that closmo grabbing jake's butt

what a closmo!

by T (Tobias) April 4, 2011