Clofuckis 

Catching Hepatitis while in the act of coitus inside of a clothing changing room. More common with white boys with a small penis and asian girls who thinks drinking orange juice prevents pregnancy. Hepatitis B is especially caught after you are cheating on your girlfriend.

Matheus Leao Moreira is a Clofuckis

Clofuckis by You'relonesomecowboyburt October 14, 2020

Curfuckis

Cur-Fuck-Iss

1. When you are in the midst of an all out fucking mess.
2. The only other logical word to use for confusion and mayhem.
3. When have a problem and you are stuck without a identifiable solution.

1. What a curfuckis.

2. What's all this curfuckis about!?

3. Well...we sure seem to be in a curfuckis..

Curfuckis by Curfuckingess February 14, 2012

Cluckism 

Cluckism is a preference based on BDSM and Gore. Most Cluckists are into choking and bondage. They would much rather watch gore than porn. They are into the idea of torture during intercourse. Cluckists are usually really nice people and keep their kinks to themselves. Most Cluckists are Atheists or Satanists. Foreplay is commonly staged as a ritual.

Tim: Hey Josh did you hear? Dakoda is a Cluckist?

Josh: Wow, I didn't know he was such a kinky bitch.
Tim: Yea I know right. He's really into that freaky BDSM shit.
Cluckism is a preference based on BDSM and Gore

Cluckism by whatstheirname May 11, 2019

clufuckstrophe 

A cross between a cluster fuck and a catastrophe. Usually occurs when too many people try to work on the same task and something really bad happens.

Wow! This sure turned into a clufuckstrophe!

clufuckstrophe by FrogTrainer August 19, 2020