Curfuckis

Cur-Fuck-Iss

1. When you are in the midst of an all out fucking mess.
2. The only other logical word to use for confusion and mayhem.
3. When have a problem and you are stuck without a identifiable solution.

1. What a curfuckis.

2. What's all this curfuckis about!?

3. Well...we sure seem to be in a curfuckis..

by Curfuckingess February 14, 2012

Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

Clofuckis

Catching Hepatitis while in the act of coitus inside of a clothing changing room. More common with white boys with a small penis and asian girls who thinks drinking orange juice prevents pregnancy. Hepatitis B is especially caught after you are cheating on your girlfriend.

Matheus Leao Moreira is a Clofuckis

by You'relonesomecowboyburt October 14, 2020

corfuckingtado

the act of fucking in a scissor-like position. The receiving partner lies on their side. The penetrating partner faces the receiver, straddling the receiver's lower leg, and lifts the receiver's upper leg on either side of the body onto the crook of penetrating partner's elbow or onto the shoulder. While some references describe this position as being "for acrobats and not to be taken seriously, others have found it very comfortable, especially during pregnancy.

Hey hon! What sex-position do you want to do tonight? Let's do the corfuckingtado position at the edge of the bed.

by Karma 77 October 30, 2008

cumfuckshitcunt

An exclamation of displeasure for the more discerning cusser.

Guy 1: Cumfuckshitcunt

Guy 2: What is it, bro?

Guy 1: She didn't accept my friend request!

by Istartagain January 3, 2014

curfuckle

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up

1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm

by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

Curfuckle

Like a curfuffle, but worse.

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!

by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011