Clocking In
Clocking In by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Clockin In
Adam: Wow were you really just clockin in?
Tom: No i wasnt clockin in I just had to google somethin ya nut
Tom: No i wasnt clockin in I just had to google somethin ya nut
Clockin In by allow me March 9, 2010
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intellectual property cloaking
Term used to describe when individuals in technology make information or processes vague or ambiguos for the sake of trying to appear knowledgeable.
Paul never explains how he got the answer because he thinks he will retain job security through intellectual property cloaking. Cool people explain how they figured things out.
intellectual property cloaking by Luc August 13, 2003
Internet Cocking
Bob and Mike decided to do some internet cocking to see if they could find the largest cock out there.
Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
Hey Dude, I found a cock that measured 13 inches long and had a 4 inch girth. OMG.....the size of a horse!
Hey, Sally could take it.....she's a known cavern.
Internet Cocking by kimgee April 25, 2010
incessant clicking
Since this morning, my computer system developed an incessant clicking noise coming through the speakers.
incessant clicking by Tanglish July 29, 2014
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