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Clock butt 

A butt so fine you can tell time by looking at it.
Damn girl, show me that clock butt!
I need a clock butt to find out if i'm late for the meeting.
Clock butt by etang600 November 17, 2018
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Clock Butt 

When one twerks their ass in a rhythmic fashion. Used like a metronome to keep musical timing.
I was having trouble keeping time whilst playing the piano so I hollered to my bitch "Yo girl, gimme some clock butt".
Clock Butt by cryptoanon November 17, 2018

Butt o'clock 

An unreasonably late hour to start doing anything.
"Hey, wanna watch the Extended Edition of Lord of the Rings?"
"Fuck, no, it's like butt o'clock. Why didn't you ask earlier?"
Butt o'clock by WestBranchCaptain December 23, 2011

Butt Fuck O'Clock 

Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.

An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.

The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.
A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?

B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.

A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?

cock butt/ cock ass 

this word can be used as in insult to someone for being annoying, but it can also be used to describe a very foul smelling noun.
ex for cock butt/ cock ass

whispers "hey man i forgot to put on deodorant today, do you got any i can borrow"

yells out for everyone to hear "AAAAWWWWW DUUDE GET THE FUCKING HECK AWAY FROM ME YOU SMELL LIKE COCK BUTT DUDE"
cock butt/ cock ass by john vega October 21, 2009

cock butt 

Someone who is getting ony our nerves. call them a cock butt and people will laugh.
kevin quit being a cock butt! (ppl laugh)
cock butt by d00dzillaz0rz November 1, 2003

cock sucking butt pony

Slang for a person that likes to suck dick and take it up the ass.
Damn, that ho Shanaynay is a cock sucking butt pony.

OR

Look at that faggot. He's a cock sucking butt pony.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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