clitted

1. to mess up something bad.
2. Totally drunk or highly under the influence of drugs.

1. If you got an F on your term paper, "man I really clitted that up!"
2. After 12 beers and 7 shots, "I'm pretty clitted up!"

by Matt Hoskins July 24, 2006

clitted

royally fucked in the ass in a metaphoric sense

jared got clitted by david when he lost in backgammon

by david kain March 2, 2007

Clitted down

When a girl fucks a guy with her huge clit

Me: hey did u hear ronson got clitted down? He’s such a pussy

by Draymon Cream November 4, 2020

de-clitted

the act of accidentally or intentionally removing your own clit.

My new razor is too sharp, I accidentally de-clitted myself.
The lady in Antichrist de-clitted herself in a psychotic frenzy.

by NewNightmare March 1, 2011

Clitter Quitter

When a guy is all up on your clit &then all of a SUDDEN hopps off.

Skittles: "Oh so this nigga is a clitter quitter."

Juiicy: "Why is he a clitter quitter?"

Skittles: "He was on my clit, texting me errdayy for the past couple of months, then all of a sudden he stopped and now he acts like he dont even know me."

Juiicy: "damm it, straight up quittin' the clit. I got a clitter quitter too... girl let me tell youu... so me and a guy met at this party &then he was all up on my clit beggin' me for my digits. So i gave em to him &we started talkin' talkin', but i wasnt taking him seriously cause i was talkin' to other guys. He would text me night and day. Until the nigga got a girlfriend and i was SHOCKED.. so now i miss his obsessiv'ness."

by Juiicyfbabiee September 4, 2010

Clitter Monkey

a degrading yet hilarious term for an ignorant black chick

That Sheronda was just yellin at me for no reason, shes such a fuckin clitter monkey

by Taydev January 4, 2009

Clitteraide

The unmistakable glittery form of clam juice that is produced solely by muffin button stimulation.

Thirsty? Go down and get you some clitteraide!

by Pilgrim of the Hill People October 8, 2011