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by Clitbreads June 9, 2022
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catbreading

An Internet phenomenon, similar to planking, in which users upload photographs of a cat adorned with slices of bread, especially by pushing the cat's face through the middle of a slice, often causing the cat to stand stock-still wearing an expression of rage. The meme became popular after being mentioned on the February 2, 2012 episode of the Colbert Report. Not to be confused with cat breeding.
A: "Have you seen those catbreading photos online?"

B: "Yeah, I don't see why anyone would push their cat's face through a slice of toast."

"I just pushed my cat's face through a pop tart and took a photo. It's a combination of Nyan Cat and catbreading."
by Bangongshi March 24, 2012
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clithead

The feminine equivalent of dickhead.

An IQ challenged female.

Kellie Pickler.
Did you see Kellie Pickler last night on 'Are you smarter than a rock?'
Yeah ... she thinks Belfast is a Taco delivery service.
What a clithead!
by Write Joeson August 10, 2014
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Clitorade

The vag juice you get when you massage the clitoris
Please clitorade on my face. I need that juice right now.
by Bukkakeinurface September 26, 2010
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catbread

defined as stupid, weak or lame. Could also imply as a compliment towards a female.

originates from Japanese "Nekopan", illustrations of a cat shaped like a loaf of bread.
"this place is fucking catbread"

"lets not do that, i heard it was catbread"

"hey catbread, whats up?"
by deadmau5 April 21, 2006
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Clitbeak

When are a girl's clit is so big it feels like the beak of a bird biting a mans penis. Also it can mean when a clit is so long it hangs in a point, forming a beak,
Man I had sex with Shondra last night and her Clitbeak was so big it bit my dick.

Yo, Teyana's clit is is so long she looks like she got a Clitbeak between her legs.
by Kris10 Gayford August 11, 2016
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Catbread

A thinly veiled shot at lower management. Typically used in conjunction with some sort of visual aid that demonstrates what catbread is.
Yeah, we had the team meeting at 2:00 - catbread was late again.
by iwasgonnabeastripper October 21, 2008
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