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Clit Stick 

A small Vibrator for a woman's Clitoris. Looks like a silver/black tube of red lipstick. Usually about £15. For the woman on the go. Batteries required.
Janine: "Hey Amy, can i borrow your lipstick?"
Amy: "Yeh sure"
Janine: "hang on, what is this? its plastic."
Amy: "Oh, yeh thats a little something for me, my clit stick."
Janine: "eww hahaha."
Clit Stick by FlexiBexi April 13, 2009

clit stick 

Name given to the small red stick-like mouse pointer found on recent IBM Thinkpad laptops - commercially known as TrackPoint. Usually operated via the index or pointing finger.
Avoid the touch-pad, Buddy. Use the clit-stick for more precision.
clit stick by Lamity July 12, 2004

clit stick 

The penis of a transsexual. Also known as stick pussy or she-cock.
That shemale wanted me to suck on her clit stick.
clit stick by Rolie Platnin August 10, 2005

Clit Stick 

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clit Stick is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clit Stick! Like, tots embarrassing!

clit sick 

When the clitoris explodes into a pool of puss when a getting eaten out
Boyfriend: You need to see a gynecologist
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: clit sick nigga

lipstick clitstick 

a lipstick clitstick is a type of vibrater.. with the design that looks like a lipstick, it vibrates on a girls clit to give her sexual pleasure.
friend 1: did you hear alicia moanin' lastnight?

friend 2: yeah i heard shes got a lipstick clitstick from her ex

friend 1: what a whore!
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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