Clit-Dick

A clit-dick is a clit that is so absolutely gigantic that it could be mistaken for a dick. If you are unfortunate enough to have a clit-dick you could always come on down to the official clit-dick store, we sell all clit-dick accesories. Get your clit-dick shampoo, vibrators and just in today snuggies with built in clit-dick hole.

ME: Hey guys what if some girl had like an 8 inch long clit, what would you do?

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh come on get him the bow of shame, yous a bum ass clit-dick

by Clit-Dick Inventor January 11, 2009

Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007

Clit Dick

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long

He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!

by bonda_007 January 11, 2009

clit dick

A clitoris so large that it resembles a small penis.

My neighbor has a clit dick.

by neieghbor October 18, 2010

Clit dick

A dick that’s so small it looks like a clit or a clit so big it looks like a dick.

“Dude she said grant has a clit dick.”
“Bro dad cursed us with a clit dick”
“I was drinking with her and she whipped out her clit dick.”

by Littletickle July 9, 2022

Dinousar clit dick

When a clit is so large that it can penetrate someone.

Dude, she fucked me with her dinousar clit dick

by NU77A April 18, 2020

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026