The first entry in the "partial alphabet of intimacy"; it refers to what Prez Willie wanted to do with his "willy" while interacting with Monica Blewinsky and any other attractive female (
well, other than his own
wife, usually!) whom he laid eyes on.
Continuing on up in alphabetical order:
2. flintimacy: getting "close 'n' personal" when "flicking your Bic" or otherwise striking a light. Potentially very dangerous --- safety-goggles may protect your eyes from flying sparks, but you may still get pock-mark burns on your
cheeks/chin/forehead (or a total face-blackening if you get too close to a torch when it ignites in a huge jet of
flame or a humongous fireball if you mindlessly had the acetylene turned up too high!, à la Laurel and Hardy)
3. glintimacy: where you "get friendly" with shiny/sparkly objects/materials. A sign of being close to
glitter-coated
Christmas cards is when you end up with "twinkly fingers" afterwards from loosened
glitter-particles
4. hintimacy: merely implying that you love someone, rather than actually coming out and saying so in a plain "obvious" way
5. lintimacy: where you get snuggly with "shedding" cloth items
6: mintimacy: necking with someone after using menthol-flavored toothpaste/mouthwash
7: printimacy: loving the scent of fresh ink; watch out for messy
dark-
blue stains on your nose
8: stintimacy: having an affair with one or more fellow military personnel during your tour of duty
And #9: tintimacy: affectionately burying your face in a gal's
hair shortly after she dyes it; again, as with #7, this practice can result in embarrassing smears of
blonde/
brown/red pigment on your lips/nose/cheeks
As a result of Willie J's rampant 'n' wanton "clintimacy", half the youngsters in D.C. have his DNA (and his stupid lecherous smirky grin)!