The first entry in the "partial alphabet of intimacy"; it refers to what Prez
Willie wanted to do with his "willy" while interacting with Monica Blewinsky and any other attractive
female (well, other than his own
wife, usually!) whom he laid eyes on.
Continuing on up in alphabetical order:
2. flintimacy: getting "close 'n' personal" when "flicking your
Bic" or otherwise striking a light. Potentially very dangerous --- safety-goggles
may protect your eyes from flying sparks, but you
may still get pock-mark burns on your cheeks/chin/forehead (or a total
face-blackening if you get too close to a torch when it ignites in a huge jet of flame or a humongous fireball if you mindlessly had the acetylene turned up too high!, à la Laurel and Hardy)
3. glintimacy: where you "get
friendly" with
shiny/sparkly objects/materials. A sign of being close to glitter-coated
Christmas cards is when you end up with "twinkly fingers" afterwards from loosened glitter-particles
4. hintimacy: merely implying that you love someone, rather than actually coming out and saying so in a plain "obvious" way
5. lintimacy: where you get snuggly with "shedding" cloth items
6: mintimacy: necking with someone after using menthol-flavored toothpaste/mouthwash
7: printimacy: loving the scent of fresh ink; watch out for messy dark-blue stains on your nose
8: stintimacy: having an affair with one or more fellow military personnel during your tour of duty
And #9: tintimacy: affectionately burying your
face in a gal's hair shortly after she dyes it; again, as with #7, this practice can result in embarrassing smears of
blonde/
brown/red pigment on your lips/nose/cheeks
As a result of Willie J's rampant 'n' wanton "clintimacy", half the youngsters in D.C. have his DNA (and his stupid lecherous smirky grin)!