Climate dysphoria 

A new psychiatric disorder similar to gender dysphoria but you're genetically incapable of understanding that climate is part of your external locus of control and therefore cannot be geoengineered to fit our godless understanding of climate change

When you suffer from climate dysphoria in then United States, the solution is simple : move to a non climate dysphoric country like in the Muslim world and say inshallah every time you open your weather app on your phone.

Climate dysphoria by Uncle Dimma September 4, 2023

Climate dysphoria 

When you're confused as to whether the church, the state or science will determine if climate 🤔 change is real.

I have climate dysphoria because I believe that the church should decide if climate change 🤔 is real.

Climate dysphoria by Uncle Dimma September 7, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008