Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

Clif bar by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

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A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.

Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.

clif bar by CowManCheeseBall June 24, 2014

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Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....

Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro

Clif Bar by Dueses March 29, 2015

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Benjamin Clif Bar

This guy is an absolute fucking loser that no one likes.

Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.

Benjamin Clif Bar by VVatersheep August 29, 2019

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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