Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

Clif bar by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

clif bar

A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.

Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.

clif bar by CowManCheeseBall June 24, 2014

Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....

Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro

Clif Bar by Dueses March 29, 2015

Benjamin Clif Bar 

This guy is an absolute fucking loser that no one likes.

Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.

Benjamin Clif Bar by VVatersheep August 29, 2019