Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

Clif bar by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

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A Clif Bar is a high-energy bar eaten by athletes and other active people.

Gaylord ate a Clif Bar in bed before going to the gym and the mall.

clif bar by CowManCheeseBall June 24, 2014

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Clif Bar

When a girl wears yoga pants that that makes her ass look amazing... But when you take them off of her you find out it was all a lie...Just like the energy bar it is named after.... The first time you saw a Clif Bar your first thought was wow this package looks awesome this is going to be the best thing ever!!! Im going to go climb a mountain after eating this!! Then you open the package and find something that looks like a dried up turd... then you take a bight and it taste like one too... Giving you a Huge Let down....

Hey Bro!! I heard you hooked up with Christy last night!!! Was that ass as good at it looks?
Nah man... she is a total Clif Bar...
I'm sorry Bro

Clif Bar by Dueses March 29, 2015

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Benjamin Clif Bar

This guy is an absolute fucking loser that no one likes.

Benjamin Clif Bar is a fucking bitch ass cunt.

Benjamin Clif Bar by VVatersheep August 29, 2019

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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