Clet

An expression for pure horniness

YOU ARE SUCH A CLET!

by Pseudonym0650 February 15, 2017

clet

A clitoris, if your name is Kelly

Used in her fabulous "Text Message Breakup" along with shetbag, spet, deck and shet

"I'm gonna spet until you shet... if you don't like it you can lick my fucking clet... FOR ONCE!"

by Kyle Saguaro June 21, 2008

Clet Gleses

Whwn you see clout glasses on the floor you scream CLET GLESES . All the cool kids are doing it!

Guy: DUDE look whats on the floor!!
Guy 2: BRO those are clout glasses, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Both: CLET GLESES

by Mmm Probably Should November 26, 2018

CLET jet

The best youtube channel ever

Me:Did you subscribe to CLET jet
BOB:NO
Me:DO it he funny

by CLET jet September 29, 2022

domba clet

when a person is feeling impending doom that leads to them arching their back in doggy-style in support of the famous trans activist ahmed ibrahim

we are domba clet

by sandeed July 4, 2025

St. Cletus

The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.

St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me

by Mathlete taco bell October 5, 2009

nutty cletus

this is where you chew up some goobers (chocolate-covered peanut candy) and spit them up somebody's anus. then they poop the contents of their butthole into your mouth.

man #1: what should we eat while we watch titanic tonight?

man #2: how 'bout some goobers?

man #1: oh i'm sorry we're fresh out due to the huge nutty cletus i gave your wife last night.

man #2: oh.

by cocktupus January 28, 2008