cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

by barneschm March 27, 2009

cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

Cleptopenia

One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.

Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia

by Dominationation May 24, 2011

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Penises. Also known as Cleptopenisania.

the hooker commited cleptopenia after i refused to pay her 20 dollars to suck my dick

by heisenberg420969 February 5, 2018

Cleptopenia

Cleptopenia: A mental state or strong desire that drives a person to steal pens.

Mark loves stealing pens, he suffers from Cleptopenia and has become a Scriptoclepto.

by LESWORTUS December 15, 2019

cleptomediac

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

cleptomaniac

Someone who has irrestible urges to take things. Cleptomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being thieves when they can't help what they're doing.

That woman over there is a cleptomaniac.

by Boo June 21, 2006