Cleavology 

The study of tits which may also be extended to ass based on similarities between structure and function of both as well as their possible benefits to society and mankind.

"Dude, what class are you going to?"

"Women's Studies *sigh*...it's a requirement for my Cleavology major."

Cleavology by Fondue Overdrive February 16, 2010

Chavology 

This refers to the ongoing and privately funded study of the current human subspecies known as "The Chav"

Since late 2002-2003 the chav population has sky rocketed

Nature enthusiast have become increasingly curious as to how this retarded subspecies could have flourished so well dispite lacking basic human brain functions.

This lead to a small group beginning dedicated research into chavs, which became known as "Chavology"

Here are some of the discoveries that Chavology has enabled us to make

1. Chavs have a hierarchy similar to Orks, usually the biggest and most stupidest Chav is the leader.

2. Chavs grow more Chav-like the more time the spend with Chavs

3. Chavs have there own language, this is referred to as "Chavenese" and largely consists of swear words and slang words

4. Chavs seem to have an unhealthy fixation on mothers and will regularly refer to your mother when you attempt to engage in converstation

"ya mam" "I banged ya mam" "thats what ya mam said" are some of the known phrases chavs use.

5. Chav males despite their confident mouthing off are very very self conscious about penis size, and in recent years have taken to sticking one hand down inside their trousers in an effort to try and stimulate growth of their organ.

However due to them doing this act when surrounded by other male chavs (sometimes younger) it has only succeeded in making them look both gay and pedophilic

6. A female chav has some degree of intelligence as they have realized that by breeding early they can milk money from the government instead of getting a low level job which requires more effort.

Thankfully it seems the UK Parliament has discovered this innate breeding/survival technique and is now instigating new population control methods by removing the support chav females receive after a successful breeding cycle

Chavology by Manimator July 8, 2010

Chavology 

The in depth study and analysis of thechav and its lifestyle. Although no official government funding has been put in to these studies, we are still trying:D

The following conclusions have been made about the chav from our individual studies:
1. They wear burberry. Duh
2. They regularly dine at McDonald's or if the money is rolling in, Burger King
3. Usually cheat the benefits system of welfare system e.g.: Keith Mooney

Chavology by N-O-Double-G March 12, 2005

cleaviology 

the study of cleavage

I have my doctorite in cleaviology!
They call me Dr. Cleave

cleaviology by Ralph Chunder November 6, 2007

Cleavologist 

A person dedicated to the study of tits and ass. A formal degree may be required to hold this esteemed position, though a layperson may be able to rise in the ranks based on experience through participant observation.

Before exiting the Gentleman's Club, the Cleavologist rememembered to measure and test the density of each woman's boobage

Cleavologist by Fondue Overdrive February 16, 2010

cheatology 

The study of cheaters and why they do what they do.

Bro I’ve been cheated on so many times I’m gonna study cheatology

cheatology by Ndnfuxh February 4, 2019

cleftology 

the study of cleftness

what's your thesis on sam jacobs?
its on cleftology richard.

cleftology by clarkee December 9, 2008