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Clean shaven

What every male was before he was bearded.
When you look through a yearbook, you don't think this kid looks like he belongs on a golf course, you think this kid looks like a teenager. Being clean shaven doesn't indicate anything about someone's lifestyle (unless you're judging a book by its cover).
Clean shaven by Solid Mantis January 14, 2020
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Clean Shaven

Man man who has no more genitals and is as blank as a Barbie doll
Shit dude I went trim the hedges and now my dog is clean shaven

clean-shaven 

What men of LOW to NO levels of integrity, education, ethics, morals, values, virtues, etc. ask women on the first date or in a first job interview to qualify them as a trashy golddigger or "Monica Lewinski" future pleasure pal?... AND to see if they shave their pussy (vagina).
"So, Crystal, (with a drink in your hand if you're in a bar)... are you clean-shaven?"

A "yes" response usually results in a second date or immediate rendezvous in the bathroom where ideally the man performs his version of the song, "Damn, I wish I was your Lover" amidst a spontaneous lighting of candles, breaking out of the whips and chains, followed by a triple penetration pleasure romp "Penis Patrick/Swinger Nikki/Zero Vero Style."

"So Pauletta, (with a cigar in one hand and jerking off your pathetic little cock under the desk (in the "Oral Executive/HR Office/Penthouse)... are you clean-shaven"?
A "yes" response usually results in an an immediate job offer (with financial compensation commensurate with results of an immediate skills assessment command performance "on your knees" TEST/JOB assignment" (including real-time elevated vocal/body language feedback).
clean-shaven by sightsinsights April 23, 2018

Clean Shaven Swag 

a form of swag that is obtained upon shaving for the first time in ages; completely transforms an individual inside and out.
IK: Dre has really changed this past week
SS: Must be the Clean Shaven Swag
IK: True dat fam
Clean Shaven Swag by Ikhanic September 5, 2017

Arse-clean shave 

A traditional shave with a razor and shaving cream that leaves the practitioner's face reminiscent of a baby's arse-wiped arse. The term arse-clean is thereby extracted.
Person 1: Did you see the guy who lives next door today?
Person 2: Yes I see him every day passing by with his arse-clean shave.

clean shave 

A freshly shaven face. The ultimate clean shave is achieved when the face remains perfectly smooth, with no bump, pimples, or cuts after shaving. Usually required in workplaces and for most practical jobs.
"Did you see Joe yet this morning? He has a perfect clean shave, jeez."
clean shave by SloppyToppy November 16, 2015
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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