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Clash royale 

Another $supercell game that used to be rather fun but turned into a game about credit card. And the only people who even bother to spend $300 just to upgrade some pixelated cartoon character holding a cannon are rich 12 year olds who steal their parents credit card or working adults.
Clash royale=

Lvl 11 with max e barbs- (upon winning) Laugh face, Thanks!
Free to play level 11- "Well paid!"
Clash royale by Crediblesea July 20, 2018

clash royale 

a bunch of coloured pixels specifically arranged to make money for the arrangers and invoke excitement
it also has sound effects
Stew Pid played clash royale in 2017 and had a laughing attack when he was 3 crowned

Clash Royale 

The mobile game that requires 10Gbps of Internet speed to play without seeing a nightware wifi icon.
Clash Royale works best with blazing fast internet.
Clash Royale by kevindong June 12, 2017

Clash Royale 

A mobile game which drives people crazy for losing trophies and grabs lots of money for their creators, Supercell, by having players buy in-game gems. It is basically a cash grabber, as it partially forces you to buy their stuff while having broken matchmaking and balance which ruins the fun.
I stopped playing clash royale 2 days ago, a lot of pay-to-winners beat me and I dropped to 0 trophies which make me throw my phone.
Clash Royale by A dying goat September 8, 2017

Clash Royale Cunt 

Saul: Hey, I am so good at clash royale, no one can beat me!
Tuco: Yeah because you use a pekka mega knight sparky deck, imagine being so bad you have to use all 3 three of those cards, you suck dick bro.
Saul: yeah you're right, I am a Clash Royale Cunt
Clash Royale Cunt by HydroFluoric January 18, 2021

Clash Royale 

A shitty game where you get your ass kicked by pay to win players and you fucking destroy your moms bank account to get a single fucking legendary. Then you stop playing the game and realize “Wow, I am a fucking disgrace to the whole family!”
You still play clash Royale?

Does your mom has any money left in her bank account?
Clash Royale by Dat_Boi33 February 14, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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