Definitions by kevindong
App Store
A rather expensive platform for purchasing online stuff, being the only one available for any iOS devices. Includes many P2W games that require fast wifi, or simple utility apps that do stuff.
Usage requires an "Apple ID" account, which makes the platform harder for tech impaired people to use.
Usage requires an "Apple ID" account, which makes the platform harder for tech impaired people to use.
windows 1.01
The greatest version of Windows ever, because it was the first one to ever exist for the general public.
Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.
Released on November 20, 1985, Windows 1.01 does not even require a hard disk to function, something you rarely see in modern versions of Windows.
Windows 10 User: What version of windows is this?
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.
Retro user: Windows 1.01.
Windows 10 User: Windows 10.1? What??
Retro user: This is Windows 1.01 from 1985.
windows 1.01 by kevindong October 14, 2017
Roblox
The game where a yellow head and arms, a blue torso and green legs makes you a total noob, the platform that has declined since 2013. Their censoring features have gone overboard, censoring numbers like "3" and "11". They removed free currency from the game, making it NOT F2P, but worse, they forced everyone to wear "default clothing". WOT? How stupid is a game that forces on you default clothing when you are just six (6!!!) or fifteen (15) square blocks with meshes on them....
Put some censors on a naked Lara Croft made with 35,000 polygons. Not on a stupid humanoid with six body parts!
Put some censors on a naked Lara Croft made with 35,000 polygons. Not on a stupid humanoid with six body parts!
Canada
The place where one man and one woman gave birth to an evil creature, under the name of Justin Bieber.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
Ball's Falls
A town in Ontario, Canada.
Ball’s Falls, Ontario
In the early 19th century, brothers John and George Ball bought 1,200 acres of land in the Niagara Region. The land, which is now a Conservation Area, was presumably named at a time when puns and innuendo were less widespread. Ball’s Falls is now considered part of Jordan, Ontario, and features two waterfalls (the lower is 90 feet high), as well as historical domestic and industrial buildings, including the original Ball house.
Ball’s Falls, Ontario
In the early 19th century, brothers John and George Ball bought 1,200 acres of land in the Niagara Region. The land, which is now a Conservation Area, was presumably named at a time when puns and innuendo were less widespread. Ball’s Falls is now considered part of Jordan, Ontario, and features two waterfalls (the lower is 90 feet high), as well as historical domestic and industrial buildings, including the original Ball house.
Ball's Falls by kevindong July 13, 2017
Duck.com
A domain purchased by google in order to trick newcomers from using DuckDuckGo. Redirects to google.com