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A girl who is confident, never afraid to stand up for what she believes in. Protective over her friends and will fight if necessary. Loves sport and spending time with family. She is loud with a bubbly personality. However her mood can switch in an instant. You do not want to piss off a clarisa.
That girl clarisa, she’s always smilng!
clarisa by Anonymous 0407 June 14, 2019

Clarissa 

If you ever meet a Clarissa, you're very lucky! She is a mix of bubbly, protective, crazy, emotional, and sincere all in one bottle. She will make sure you are never alone and will help you in your time of need. She will set time aside for the people she loves and will always put your needs in front of theirs. She will always protect you and will snap at anyone who dares say bad about you. Her tears can get the best of her sometimes, or she will be a hot head when she feels the time to be so. She is a wildfire when it comes to being with her. But be careful, if you get on her bad side, you will regret the day you wind up there forever. She can be mean and cruel to anyone who hurts her friends/loved ones. This woman is a human made by the gods for her body, personality, beauty, and mental strength. She can do you good, or do you wrong. If you ever happen to fall for one of these amazing beings, know she has her rules and bars for everyone she meets. You will not be disappointed if you date a Clarissa. She will take you on a ride of life you will not soon forget and will show you many doors and things beyond your wildest dreams. Every second with her is a second worth your time and effort, as she will give the same you put in. She is worthy of anything and everything and expects equality. You will be a fool if you pass her up. She will walk the mile in your shoes to see how she can best help you, and for these reasons, never let a Clarissa slip from your grasp.
"Don't let Clarissa go! You will regret it!" "Did you see Clarissa walk by? She is such a beautiful person on the inside and out!" "Bro, look at Clarissa! She is such an amazing person!" "Don't pass Clarissa up, you will be losing a lifelong friend!"
Clarissa by Sapphire Rose May 29, 2018

Clarissa 

A girl who is smart, sensitive, caring, nurturing, loving, adorable, and sweet; but has a sad, lonely, hurt, and dark side as well. A constant contradiction, doesn't like to be the one to make the decisions because she wants everyone to be happy. Always putting others before herself but not always doing it the way they want her to. Basically the best thing since sliced bread.
Boy: "Did you see Clarissa today, she looked amazing."

Girl: "That's because she's always amazing inside and out."
Clarissa by BunnySprout December 9, 2013

Clarissa 

Someone who is drop dead gorgeous and just the best. She has a voice like an angel. She smart and hilarious. She a real one she ain’t fake. She loves to sing. She loves her friends. She’s just amazing. There is no one like a Clarissa so if you know one don’t start drama with her because she’s a friend that will be with you for life.
Clarissa your so pretty!
Clarissa by The best ever 11 March 4, 2018

Clarissa/Rissa 

A beautiful, kind, loving girl, who is willing to do anything for her friends,
she is also a gentle kind hearted person who is easy to approach, however she is shy at first but then becomes more comfortable to open her gob.
she loves her bestfriend and will always be there to pick up the pieces and defended them when vulnerable
she's such a clarissa/rissa for sticking up for her!!

Clarissa 

Clarissa is a lovable person, she always find the best in people. She has many different laughs, she never like to be alone, she is always out for an adventure. She doesn't care what anyone says about her. Has a nice ass and everyone is jealous of her. Makes lots of friends. Shy but once you meet her she is loud and funny. She always puts herself last because she wants everyone to be happy. She has a great smile, personality. She is a great person, caring, funny, loud. But don't get on her bad side.
Guy#1 did you see clarissa today?
Guy#2 no why
Guy#1 because she looks hella pretty today
Guy #2 wdym? She always looks pretty
Clarissa by Missstealyourmans May 25, 2017
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