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clari-sexual
One whose human sexual orientation is unidentifiable due to the time spent with their clarinet rather than in social activities
clari-sexual by Clarinet Goddess October 9, 2006
Clari-Tea
1) Same definition of shameless
2) To be invited from a winning team by bribing and ingratiating the leader & members, just to be a mascot in the team.
3) Processed to abuse rules as an admin and roster ride in a team without honor and shame due to in game skill issues. (Error 404 Skills Not Found)
2) To be invited from a winning team by bribing and ingratiating the leader & members, just to be a mascot in the team.
3) Processed to abuse rules as an admin and roster ride in a team without honor and shame due to in game skill issues. (Error 404 Skills Not Found)
1) That team got Clari-Tea'd.
2) I just got Clari-Tea'd yesterday, now we have to play in a date when most of our players are not available, what a bummer.
3) A: Did that guy ever did anything for his team by playing?
B: No, he's pretty much just like Clari-Tea.
A: bruh
2) I just got Clari-Tea'd yesterday, now we have to play in a date when most of our players are not available, what a bummer.
3) A: Did that guy ever did anything for his team by playing?
B: No, he's pretty much just like Clari-Tea.
A: bruh
Clari-Tea by karmaster007 May 28, 2021
Clari-Tea
1) Same definition of shameless
2) To be invited from a winning team by bribing and ingratiating the leader & members, just to be a mascot in the team.
3) Being a head administrator and often abuse rules and roster ride in a team without honor and shame due to in game skill issues. (Error 404 Skill Not Found)
2) To be invited from a winning team by bribing and ingratiating the leader & members, just to be a mascot in the team.
3) Being a head administrator and often abuse rules and roster ride in a team without honor and shame due to in game skill issues. (Error 404 Skill Not Found)
1) That team got Clari-Tea'd, banned last season.
2) I just got Clari-Tea'd yesterday, now we have to play in a date when most of our players are not available, what a bummer.
3) Player A: Did that guy ever did anything for his team by playing?
Player B: No, he's pretty much just like Clari-Tea.
Player A: bruh
2) I just got Clari-Tea'd yesterday, now we have to play in a date when most of our players are not available, what a bummer.
3) Player A: Did that guy ever did anything for his team by playing?
Player B: No, he's pretty much just like Clari-Tea.
Player A: bruh
Clari-Tea by karmaster007 May 28, 2021
Claritafy
To redefine an existing word to maliciously suit a personal agenda. To twist or misrepresent a situation's meaning to fit a shady narrative. Done by apologists and revisionists.
When trying to sanitize a word with bad meaning:
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
"Just to claritafy, there is such a thing as good Machiavellian.."
"Just to claritafy, I don't want to rain on your parade, but we need more scientists and less lawyers.."
Claritafy by genshin_simpact April 13, 2022
Post Nut Clarity
The feeling of lucidity a man gets after he has been beating it--this feeling gets worse with the weirder shit a man has been jerking off to
Jerry: Dude, yesterday i was watching wizard of oz and jacking off to it, and post nut clarity hit me hard when i realized putting my dick in a scarecrow isn't normal.
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Brian: Jerry what the fuck
Post Nut Clarity by Im not drunk April 23, 2018
Clarisse
A very cute, stunning, nice, friendly, and beautiful girl. She's smart and has a great sense of fashion. She's very funny and will always have you crying tears of joy after hanging out with you. Very supportive, also strong and if one of her friends are having a hard time, she will do anything to make them happy. Also a great leader and helps anyone. Also has big asian interests. If you're being salty to her, she wont care and move on.
Clarisse by fReNCH FrOI October 12, 2018
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