Clap Monkey

A blindly devoted person that will clap and support anything someone else says, even when it is insulting or demeaning to the clapper. Especially from a leader or figure of power and especially when the leader is directly insulting the follower. The follower still claps and supports the leader, not realizing or understanding the insult. Mindless followship.

The President told his followers "I could say the stupidest things, and you'd clap", and like clap monkeys, they clapped.

Clap Monkey by SlowClapBack October 12, 2026

monkey clap 

Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.

Oooh triple KO with the MONKEY CLAP!

monkey clap by Ben Berkowitz March 21, 2008

monkey clap 

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

monkey clap by Craig May 13, 2005

Monkey Clap 

When you take your hand, spread your fingers out, and slap someone in the face.

Daniel monkey clapped Jennifer for trying to play him .

Monkey Clap by Daniel November 12, 2004

Monkey Clap 

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

Monkey Clap by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024

crapmonkey 

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.

"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"

crapmonkey by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005

crapmonkey 

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies

1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!

crapmonkey by The Sara December 29, 2007