Clam Shanker 

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

Clam Shanker by clamshanker April 4, 2010

Clam Shaker 

Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.

John: Whoa, You have become a most impressive "Clam Shaker" girlfriend. Jill: I wanted to make sure you ate a clean, fresh and dried Clam!

Clam Shaker by TheRedBandito December 6, 2013

clam spanker 

slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.

2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.

Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.

I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"

clam spanker by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006

Clam shaker 

A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm

My clam shaker was out of batteries, so Friday night was a bust.

Clam shaker by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016