Clam Shanker
Clam Shanker by clamshanker April 4, 2010
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Clam Shaker
Is the act perform when a girl dries her Clam or Box after cleansing. She performances this act by drying her Clam out by shaking her entire body or by using her hand and shaking her clam.
John: Whoa, You have become a most impressive "Clam Shaker" girlfriend. Jill: I wanted to make sure you ate a clean, fresh and dried Clam!
Clam Shaker by TheRedBandito December 6, 2013
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Clam Shanker • Clam Shaker • clam spanker • Clam Bake • clam jam • clam slam • clam chowder • clam slammer • clam baking • clam dam
clam spanker
slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.
2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.
I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
clam spanker by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006
Clam shaker
A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm
Clam shaker by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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