2 definitions by clamshanker
"Those dirty clam shankers!"
by clamshanker April 5, 2010
A sex act where the male defecates on the womans chest, then proceeds to jack off furiously at the sordid display while making a classic William Shatner expression and finishing the act by giving her a Pearl Necklace.
Oh fuck dude, last night was crazy! This dirty bitch asked begged me to give her The Shatner. How could I resist!
by clamshanker March 19, 2023