Caurious

When someone's level of expertise or commitment to a job does not meet the requirements of the position yet they are blissfully unaware of their incompetence

Gerry's work was caurious in nature. No one dared alert him, however, as he was the boss's mate.

by shabysheik March 10, 2017

DeSantis curious

DeSantis curious — The Republican Party kink of trying out Ron “pudding fingers and white rubber boots” DeSantis; as opposed to sticking with and getting screwed by Trump and Trump drama. The most recent example of Trump drama being Trump being found liable for the sexual abuse in the E. Jean Carroll on May 9th 2023.

The idea being: it may be better to be pudding fingered by DeSantis than to have the Republican Party FUCKED by Trump.

Unfortunately or fortunately, Ron DeSantis doesn’t have a personality; so, actually trying out pudding fingers is usually quite disappointing.

I used to like being grabbed by the pussy by Donald Trump; but, after years of this I’m kinda DeSantis curious.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 10, 2023

Cautiously Pessimistic

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.

My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

by ChimneySweepGreg August 10, 2012

Bi-curious

Someone who is unsure about their sexuality And suspects they might be bisexual. They can also suspect having another sexuality (that is not necessarily bisexuality) but because they are unsure still, they can still be part of this definition. Being bi-curious is mostly being open about considering your sexuality! Most of the people who classify as bi-curious are/want to experiment to discover what they like.

“I think I might be bisexual, but I’m not too sure... for now I guess I am bi-curious! I hope I find myself soon🙂”

by Addy writes August 4, 2020

Lesbian Curious

a girl that is bisexual that is leaning towards becoming a full on lesbian

Elizabeth doesn't know if she likes boys anymore so she's always talking to girls. She thinks boys are hurtful but isn't ready to let go because society wants her to be with a boy although she loves to be with girls which makes her think if she should fully be a lesbian...she is therefore lesbian curious.

by Kriss ow ow ow August 9, 2010

Bill Curious

A Male who is Heterosexual except for an exclusive sexual attraction to Bill Hader

Person A: Wow! Bill Hader looked amazing in last week’s SNL skits!
Person B: Yeah bro he’s so hot, I think I’m Bill Curious

by DadamTheBadam January 18, 2021

Bike Curious

Some one who is curious about Harley motorcycles and would want to own one, one day.

Person #1: So what do you call a straight person who doesn't own a Harley, but would like to own one in the future?

Cartman: Well you call them "Bike Curious".

by xEdxViciousx November 5, 2009