Claim Chowder

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A poorly substantiated assertion regarding the future status or make of an item which is cited by a dubious party for later use as a reference of gross inaccuracy and to exercise gloating. Most often employed in the context of technological advancement.

Here's some Claim Chowder for you; my buddy swears that there's GOTTA be an e-ink version of the iPad soon since people love their Kindles so much.

Not gonna happen. The iPad is too good at playing back video.

Claim Chowder by gruberfan April 24, 2010

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clam chowder ass bitch

A term to describe ain't shit people. Coined by Rudy of @oldiesrule4ever

Stephanie is a clam chowder ass bitch for her tweets about undocumented immigrants.

clam chowder ass bitch by Desmadrosoguey May 23, 2016

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Clam chowder box

A women's vagina with a fishy smell

Yo that girl had a bad clam chowder box.

Clam chowder box by Homieslicenibroskeniweenie September 8, 2016

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Boston Clam Chowder

Performing cunnilingus on a woman after ejaculating into her vagina.

Rob came inside her, but since she wasn't done, he got down and enjoyed some Boston Clam Chowder.

Boston Clam Chowder by CBK2k7 December 10, 2008

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Massachusetts Clam Chowder

The act of saving your cum, pouring it into your partner's vagina. Putting oyster crackers and eating it with a spoon.

"Ah man! My boyfriend gave me a Massachusetts Clam Chowder last night!"

Massachusetts Clam Chowder by TheChowderExpert March 11, 2015

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Singapore Clam Chowder

An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".

Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.

Singapore Clam Chowder by OmegeDas January 12, 2015

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Kentwood Clam Chowder

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI

My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

Kentwood Clam Chowder by FancyFeet Carter May 8, 2011

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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