Clagtail

A word used for someone who has taken a dump and not wiped there anus

I had a clagtail, until i wiped

by Jim willy November 19, 2009

clagnail

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005