4 definitions by Lucretia

1
A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.
Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.
by Lucretia March 01, 2005
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2
A word to describe that moment when you are so embarrassed by someone elses behaviour that you want to shrivel up and disappear.
55 year old Lesley made a comment about her fanny and everyone obviously found it cringeful.
by Lucretia March 01, 2005
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3
A person, usually female, who has a miserable expression i.e. a long face.
LF was fed up with seeing Lucy's horsehead.
by Lucretia March 20, 2005
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4
An adjective meaning 'sickeningly revolting'.
Fiona thought men who dribbled were yukkious.
by Lucretia March 01, 2005
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