4 definitions by Lucretia
A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.
by Lucretia March 1, 2005
by Lucretia March 1, 2005
A word to describe that moment when you are so embarrassed by someone elses behaviour that you want to shrivel up and disappear.
by Lucretia March 1, 2005