Lucretia's definitions

clagnail

A condition in which a clagnut becomes embedded under your fingernail, usually when your finger has pierced the toilet paper whilst wiping away a difficult shit.

Damn I'm late for work and now I have clagnail.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

yukkious

An adjective meaning 'sickeningly revolting'.

Fiona thought men who dribbled were yukkious.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

cringeful

A word to describe that moment when you are so embarrassed by someone elses behaviour that you want to shrivel up and disappear.

55 year old Lesley made a comment about her fanny and everyone obviously found it cringeful.

by Lucretia March 1, 2005

horsehead

A person, usually female, who has a miserable expression i.e. a long face.

LF was fed up with seeing Lucy's horsehead.

by Lucretia March 20, 2005