cirrhosis 

The only disease where you die happy.

Seriously dude. You've got Cirrhosis you should be drinking Light Beer.

cirrhosis by PotSton April 25, 2015

Cirrhosis 

A liver disease where there is scarring in the liver caused by long-term liver damage. It is most commonly caused by heavy drinking as alcohol is notorious for causing liver problems.

Limit your alcohol intake because you do not want lover cirrhosis as it can potentially be fatal if one continues to drink with this condition.

Cirrhosis by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022

cirrhosis of the lover 

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly

She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.

cirrhosis of the lover by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Cirrhosisized 

A diseased liver. A liver with cirrhosis. Liver with a disease caused by alcohol.

No one wants a cirrhosisized liver.

Cirrhosisized by Thegangl November 27, 2012

Cirrhosisly 

To give weight to the recommendations of a doctor when faced with a medical condition, e.g. to give up drinking to avoid health complications from fatty liver.

Keith Richards doesn't take himself too cirrhosisly.

Cirrhosisly by Saxy Wordsmith October 22, 2019