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Cirrhosis 

A liver disease where there is scarring in the liver caused by long-term liver damage. It is most commonly caused by heavy drinking as alcohol is notorious for causing liver problems.
Limit your alcohol intake because you do not want lover cirrhosis as it can potentially be fatal if one continues to drink with this condition.
Cirrhosis by UltimateDoge May 14, 2022

cirrhosis of the lover 

n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly
She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.

Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
cirrhosis of the lover by Jerry.g.g December 15, 2016

Cirrhosisized 

A diseased liver. A liver with cirrhosis. Liver with a disease caused by alcohol.
No one wants a cirrhosisized liver.
Cirrhosisized by Thegangl November 27, 2012

Cirrhosisly 

To give weight to the recommendations of a doctor when faced with a medical condition, e.g. to give up drinking to avoid health complications from fatty liver.
Keith Richards doesn't take himself too cirrhosisly.
Cirrhosisly by Saxy Wordsmith October 22, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026