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Circumjaculate 

To masturbate and ejaculate while circumnavigating the world. Can also be used when traveling just a country or state.
This summer when I travel to Europe, It'll be a perfect time for me to fulfill my lifetime goal: to circumjaculate the world!

When we took that road trip to Florida, I was so backed up that I started getting blue balls, so sooner or later I had no choice but in taking the liberty of circumjaculation. I got so used to it I made it a habit at every time we stopped for gas.

Yeah, circumjaculation is fun, but not as cool as being in the Mile High Club.

I was such an idiot for not breaking up with my girlfriend before my trip to Europe therefore I had to resort to circumjaculation. I jacked off at every hotel and hostel I stayed at.
Circumjaculate by Rif Raf 420 March 14, 2010
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circumvaculate

To stand in a stationary position while pushing a vaccuum in a circular motion around ones self.
He was circumvaculate(ing) so fast, he had a thirndown.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026