Cinco de Mayo'd 

When one person (traditionally a female, but with today's seemingly more lax attidudes towards same-sex encounters, it could be anyone) gets 5-T'd by a posse of mexican bandits.

After a quiet dinner turned into a raucous 3-hour extravaganza of drinking and yelling, they went to the bar to watch, among other things, someone getting Cinco de Mayo'd.

Cinco de Mayo'd by Where's the muffolini September 14, 2012

Cinco de Mayo'd 

When a person generally with a Caucasian stomach eats too much Mexican food and in turn spends more time in the bathroom than usual.

Usually occurs on Cinco de Mayo.

Tommy, Cam, and I headed out to El Oasis for lunch in honor of Cinco de Mayo. Then dinner rolled around and we figured we'd go to Panchero's. A fight over the bathroom ensued. Needless to say we got Cinco de Mayo'd.

Cinco de Mayo'd by Peter the Meter May 5, 2009

Cinco de Mayo 

1 : literally, the fifth of May

2a : a holiday celebrated by millions of Mexican nationals in America with notable festivity and drunkenness to commemorate their heritage and pride in the greatness of a country they couldn't wait to leave

2b : a holiday celebrated in Mexico by a small number of Mexicans with overwrought sadness and drunkenness to lament their expulsion from America by the Border Patrol <see also, el día de los muertos>

We wildly waved the la Bandera de México at the East LA Cinco de Mayo festival to protest those nasty gringos who won't defund the Border Patrol so they can afford to increase our welfare checks and medical care.

"Happy Cinco de Mayo! Now go kill some Gringo Bastardos!" Jose Angel Gutierrez

Cinco de Mayo by J. Myars May 5, 2009

Cinco de Mayo 

A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.

It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.

General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.

Cinco de Mayo by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022

Cinco de Mayo Eve 

A culturally significant Mexican holiday on May 4th commemorating the first Cinco de Mayo celebration.

Traditional celebrations include: fasting, buying Cinco de Mayo decorations, and camping out at Taco Bell.

Lars: Lets celebrate Cinco de Mayo Eve in Lithuania!
Hans: Are you kidding? I'd rather be dead in Latvia than alive in Lithuania.
Lars: You are right.

Nat: Hey! lets invite Kat to our Cinco de Mayo Eve camp-out!
Everyone: NO.

Cinco de Mayo Eve by Not Mat October 20, 2012

Cinco de Mayo 

Something white people love more than the Mexicans.

White girl- OMG!!! Cinco de mayo!!!

Cinco de Mayo by Nickypoospriv May 7, 2017

cinco de mayo 

how messed up is it that cinco de mayo 2020 falls on taco tuesday and we are stuck at home because of a virus named after a mexican beer

me being mexican: yay its cinco de mayo
girl named ella: yay
even though she is rasist and doesnt know what it means

cinco de mayo by asdfghjkwert May 6, 2020