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cincinnati ass slap 

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When two soldiers march in a hugging pose while one soldier plays percussion music on the buttocks of the other. When no instruments were available during marches in civil war times, this was used as an alternative to keep soldiers in step.
The highest honer a union soldier could receive was to be assigned the Cincinnati Ass Slap during long marches.
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Cincinnati Slapjob 

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When you’re being ridden cowgirl and reach around to slap their ass, only you miss and slap your nuts so hard you start to cry.
Why do my nuts hurt? Last night my girl was riding me so good that I reached around to slap her ass, but I missed and slap myself right in the balls so hard I started to cry. Gave myself a Cincinnati slapjob.
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Cincinnati Slapper 

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When a girl pours cinnamon (maybe other various spices) all over your cock and balls and she slaps the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Oh man I can’t walk, my dick still burns from that Cincinnati slapper I got last night”
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Cincinnati Slapper 

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When your girl pours cinnamon (or any various other spices) all over your cock and balls and proceeds to slap the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Damn man my shit still burns, my girl gave me a Cincinnati Slapper last night”
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Cincinatti Cat Slap 

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Gently slapping a woman's vulva multiple times after intercourse.
She got the Cincinatti Cat Slapping of a life time!
Cincinatti Cat Slap by beefkake October 10, 2009
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Cincinatti cat slap 

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Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.
I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.
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