Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

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chutney factory

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

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Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

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Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

by bumchutney February 9, 2013

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a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

by *hanz* June 30, 2005

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Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

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A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney

He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

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