Chutney, chuTney, chutneY

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chutney factory

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

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Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

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Someone who frequents the arse region of another fellow. A chap who has an overwhelming hunger for bum chutney. A general prober of the male anus.

Once Jake had finished watching his DVD box set of Dancing on Ice, he popped round to Julian's house for a peppermint tea. What a chutney ferret.

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a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

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Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

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A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney

He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is

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