5 definitions by Charles Monkfish

len skenner

Someone who enjoys to sken the len
He knew he'd always have friends 'cos he was a proper len skenner
by Charles Monkfish March 6, 2008
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fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean
You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!
by Charles Monkfish March 6, 2008
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sken the len

The action of rolling a joint
They left the pub as quickly as possible to get back to his mum's house to sken the len
by Charles Monkfish February 24, 2008
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chutney weasel

A weasel who likes to burrow in the chutney
He moved in close and gave him a reach-around like the chutney weasel he is
by Charles Monkfish March 6, 2008
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rump pumper

Someone, male or female who likes to slip one in the back door
She finally gave in to his persistance and he became a fully paid up rump pumper
by Charles Monkfish March 6, 2008
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