by native1356345 February 4, 2009

Chutch or closer to church, is similar to agreeing with someone... It's like saying "preach". Can be used by men and women.
by Septdecem April 1, 2022

A name given to a cousin you work with in the field of construction. Usually younger, perhaps an apprentice. Must be an actual relative.
Hey Chutch, we need some more lumber over here, if u ever come out of that port-a-potty! And a box of nails!
by william/maverick January 2, 2005

A Guatemalan style of masturbation usually derived from the lack of friends, the lack of self esteem, or the knowledge that you are going no where in life. seen most commonly in individuals with names beginning with "P". always results in tears being shed, ejaculation is never achieved.
that guatemalan looks like he just got done chutching. his eyes are all watery and he has a distinct look of dissatisfaction
by chazthegush December 11, 2010

The act of masturbating in front of a mirror while crying. The mirror is essential to creating the appropriate levels of self loathing required to bring forth tears.
Simon didn't know whether to use his last tissue to wipe his tears, or the spunk that was sliding down the mirror after his latest chutching session.
by goatofwisdom July 8, 2011

by smelly April 25, 2005

Your brother's ghetto car is chutch.
by Phoebe Beaver April 21, 2005
