Church Head 

A timid blow job where the lips don't go past the tip.

Last night some girl gave me church head. I ended up having to finish myself off.

Church Head by Check910 May 3, 2009

church head 

A conservative christian who visits church regularly (as a pothead is to smoke pot regularly)

damn church heads

church head by yyu7 January 6, 2009

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt 

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Churchead 

Bible Bashing Simpleton

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)

Churchead by samgoody January 10, 2010