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chunky soup 

The act of trying to give someone a brown clown but instead having diarrhea, resulting in covering the receiver's head in liqueous feces.
I was trying to give Bob a brown clown, but all that came out was chunky soup.
chunky soup by P. Lucho August 9, 2004
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Chunky soup 

The greatest foood ever to exist in the history of the universe! The chunky soup king, Jayemel microwaves ever single bowl of chunky soup, giving them extraordinary taste and flavor.
Wow! Melted is such a thin soupian, Chunky Soup is way better!
Chunky soup by Ze JmL Ambasodor November 27, 2021

chunky soup 

Semen that is thick and yellow with a strong musky odor.
My girlfriend insists that I wear a condom, because I cum chunky soup.
chunky soup by curdblurd August 20, 2009

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise 

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

Mama's chunky soup 

Eating a woman out after she has had an abortion and getting all the left over chunks in your mouth.
"After billy's wife came back from the clinic he had some Mama's chunky soup"
Mama's chunky soup by Hoe Inn May 28, 2009

Campbells chunky soup 

When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.
Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.

That’s why your girl has chunky soup.

Chunky Nipple Soup 

When a person or animal vomits over your chest....then a lover comes over and licks it up, whislt also turning you on by licking your nipple through the chunks of carrot or corn. If its a dogs vomit, this is known as chunky nipple soup...doggy style
Wife:" F*ck me...rover has just spewed all over my nice big tits"

Husband: "mmm let me lick up that chunky soup and lick your nipple too.....mmmm i love the chunky nipple soup"
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