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to squeeze, tug, or otherwise stimulate the penis to a plump, but still flaccid state, generally for appearances.
I was about to climb in the shower when Todd's hot little sister busted in. I was standing there naked, and I didn't even have time to chump up! I don't know which of us was more embarassed.
chump up by terriblefish June 4, 2006

pumped up chump 

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
pumped up chump by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

Chum'd Up 

When a woman is scantily dressed, anticipating a male feeding frenzy.
Yo! Check out Lola! She's chum'd up, lookin' to score!
Chum'd Up by Fairy Tail March 22, 2009

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026