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Wearing trousers that pull up so tightly in the crotch that the chuff will be liable to suffocate (particularly if the trousers in question are of the man made variety).

If those trousers were any tighter she would chuffocate.

chuffocate by ALGO March 27, 2012

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Chuffocate

The act of coughing or suffocating on a vape after you take a hit

Coming form the word Chuff meaning Vape

If i hit that vape one more time i might chuffocate.

He had passed away due to excessive chuffocation

Chuffocate by Chuffecator July 6, 2026

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chuffocating

When your feeling chuffocated it means when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not

AYO I HOPE YOU GET CHUFFOCATED (chuffocated/chuffocating: when you get water up your nose and you feel like your being suffocated when your really not)

chuffocating by bigbussy3000 June 4, 2021

chuffoteur

Someone that likes to engage in the act of deepthroating. A chuffoteur is someone that doesn't take it out of his mouth.

Man trolli is such a big ass chuffoteur

chuffoteur by Ali Kazem November 26, 2022

huffocate

Laughing so hard that you can't breathe.

Stop it, I'm gonna huffocate!

huffocate by imported_chicken May 8, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026